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There once was a beautiful princess named Fine Art.  Despite all the attention she got as a princess, Fine Art was lonely.  Then she met a very bad boy named Low Humor.  They had an affair and spawned a bastard child. They dubbed him VermPhoto.  He was hidden from the public.  Until now.

The Tooth Fairy Strikes Hard

July 24, 2013
When is going to the dentist an awesome deal? When the dentist finds a decayed spot in the molar you tear off bottle caps with and says you need come back first thing the...
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Sapsucker 1 - Kidnapper 0

July 09, 2013
It's not everyday a bird sends a kidnapper to jail, but back in the early 1980s, the Williamson's Sapsucker did just that. An avid birding couple from Pennsylvania had tr...
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Mein leibe Grebe

June 10, 2013
Is that the lamest blog title yet? It doesn't even really rhyme. But the only word I could come up with that rhymes with grebe was a bigoted epithet and completely inappr...
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Hook, Line and Sinker

April 25, 2013
This trout is having a real bad day. Cliché, touché! Osprey with trout, Duck Pond, Flagstaff, AZ.
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FLY HARD with a Vengeance

April 17, 2013
Opening night is tonight in Sedona. Second show tomorrow night in Flagstaff. I hope to see you there. See the last post for details.
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Worth How Much?

April 05, 2013
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Or sometimes just two. "You Bastard!" To learn more about my sordid relationship with my 500mm dreamboat Edie, and to see...
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The Cop and The Artist - Round Two

March 28, 2013
After I cloned away that tree branch in the previous post, I felt like a king, Rodney King to be exact. Yep, The Cop beat me so ruthlessly I couldn't even finish the clon...
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The Cop and The Artist

March 23, 2013
"You are going to roast in the flames of Eternal Damnation for this," The Cop told me. "Don't sweat it, Dude. It's chill," said The Artist. I had captured an unusual me...
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Chowing or Barfing

February 28, 2013
Is that falcon leading off the Vermphoto home page slideshow chowing or barfing? Good question and here's your answer: A month earlier this falcon was an adorable fuzzbal...
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Top Ten Wildlife Photo Cliches of All Time

February 25, 2013
Is there anything more cliche than a Top Ten List? Only if it's a Top Ten Cliche list, and here at Vermphoto we're all about raising the bar, so here goes with the Top Te...
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